World's Greatest Grandchild Greeting Card
COVER ILLUSTRATION: A nishtgutnik playing video games.
COVER MESSAGE: One of life's great mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter...
INSIDE ILLUSTRATION: A mensch playing with his child, a mouse looking on ("Oh! I'm kvelling!").
INSIDE MESSAGE: ...can be the father of the greatest grandchild in the world. ~Jewish Proverb
Mazel Tov on your new addition!